Beyoncé welcomes you aboard aboardt Air Yoncé!
Wait, you didn’t hear that Beyoncé had started her own airline? All the flight attendants wear leopard prints, all the seats are first-class, and you’re literally not allowed to sit in any of them because you’re not Beyoncé.
OK, there might’ve been a few lies up there. As if the “Drunk In Love” singer would even have time to start up an airline in between practicing her golf game, posting up at Coachella, being a flawless mother to Blue Ivy, and, um, making moves for world domination.
Yet, can’t you just hear what the official Air Yoncé landing announcement would sound like in your head? Sung to the tune of “Partition,”
obvs: “Passengers, pull up your tray tables, please/ I don’t need to
see them laptops on your knees/ You got 45 minutes now to fix that flub/
Or we ain’t gonna make it to the airline hub.”We’ve got a couple more (dozen) verses drafted up (like a killer “Take all of me” line reworked into “It’s all duty-free”), but we think you get the general idea.
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